Every submission sent to Monkeybicycle is read by a human being. But because there are few of us, this can take some time. We are getting better, but please, still give us twelve weeks to get back to you. Something else that will shorten our response times is the strict adherence to the following guidelines. In fact, if these guidelines are not followed, we will probably skip over your submissions completely.

Topics: We love all kinds of things. Whatever you feel like sending to us, we'll gladly look it over, regardless of the subject matter.

Response times: We try to respond in within twelve weeks. If you have not heard back from us within that time, send us a follow-up email and we will get right on it and make up excuses for not having done so yet.

Payment: Right now, there is none. Not even for us.

Please, whichever area of Monkeybicycle you decide to submit something to, send only one piece at a time. This will ensure that we get back to you as quickly as possible.

Thank you.

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Web Site - Stories

Length: Submissions for the web site should not exceed 1500 words. If they do, but not by much, and we feel that ZING! one gets from reading a really great story, we will consider it. That is, unless it exceeds 1700 words. Then we will not.

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Web site - One-Sentence Stories

This category is pretty self-explanatory. We publish these on the Web site every Wednesday. If you'd like to send one to us, you can do so here. One at a time, please.

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Podcasts

We're looking for some audio stories for our site. If you'd like us to consider something, please send the story, written out in a Word document, and we'll review it as we do submissions for both print and the web. If we accept it, then we'll move onto recording it. Please note that we can help you with how to record an audio version of your story through providing instructions, but we will not be able to record them for you.

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